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  • Writer's pictureAshleigh Turner

Its early evenibg


So what is on your mind today?

Jeff: well you see i have so nuch to do and write now all i wanna do i masturbate and eat but like responsibilities you know i have a wife and kid to traumatize



uhhu, well why dont you tell us whats on ur mind?

jeff: why so you can pat yourself on the back for being a good person


uuuuu


jeff: dw am gonna anyway so

i was getting on with my ma who i have never really liked and then she has gone and been a massive dick and reminded me of how i felt as a teen and



nevermind i like this song


’fucking smothering god I wanna quit but i cant because my mother and sis cant pay rent’


do you want to go into that jeff? Why this lyric


jeff: no i dont

have you seen that meme about how fire trucks are really water trucks



ok we have lost jeff


jeff: im still here




ok then jeff what do you want? Because tbh if i cant help you with an Oprah quote then piss off


jeff: what an americab reference

no you cant but i want to make you suffer for not being able to fix it




how traditional



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i guess we aren’t making much sense today


no im sorry


thats ok


i mean it does but you need all the context and that is long and mise


ok shut up now

go and do something

shower maybe



moving is so hard

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